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cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

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theofficialdemon-dean:

thebigblackwolfe:

moopyisbestmoop:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear tumblr if this is another Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

No words, that reaction picture says it all.

"Oh where is this fro-"

"Oh."

"*Tearing up* Oh.”

I still dont know where this is…..

oh. 

michaelmuir
  • Fan: Man, this band use to be so good. Really a shame they changed their sound. Everything was great the way it was and they go ahead and ruin it...Really disappointed in the change. I mean, what happened to the screaming/growling? Fuckin sellouts. They had a good thing going why did they have to change? Can't say I'm gunna pick up the new record.
  • Same Fan: Man, this band never changes. 3 albums in and it's all the same. Whey don't bands change and progress their style anymore? At least try singing a little more. Maybe less of the same thing would make this better. Very disappointed in what they've conjured up. This band could do so much better. Just pure laziness staying the same. Can't say I'm gunna pick up the new record.
safety-officer-barto

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING